The Cowboy who got Married. Om Chris

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Om Chris.

The Cowboys marriage was such a wonderful day. He placed his beautiful wife on their new carriage, went forward, hugged his pride and joy, Sirch, the wonder horse, adventures together and the rest.  He was a real Stallion. He whispered in his ear, 'Its only one mile to the hotel and reception, please don't fuck up'.

Off they went, after a few steps, Sirch hit a pothole, stumbled a reared into the air. The Cowboys poor bride, dumped firmly on the ground.

He lifted her back into the the carriage, dusted her down and checked all fine.  He walks up to Sirch, hives him a big hug, and says. Sirch please be careful, only half a mile to go'.  He then whispers in his ear,' Sirch, that one'.

Of they go but, a flash of lightning races across the sky, Sirch is shocked he reared into the air. The Cowboys poor bride, dumped firmly on the ground.

He lifted her back into the the carriage, dusted her down and checked all fine.  He walks up to Sirch, hives him a big hug, and says. Sirch please be very careful, only quarter  of a mile to go'.  He then whispers in his ear,' Sirch, that twice'.

Off they go, hotel in sight and they pull into the horse park.  A rattlesnake dashes in front, Sirch's front legs, in the air, dumping the Cowboys bride firmly on the floor.

The Cowboy lifts his bride, walks her to the hotel reception sand says, 'you check in my darling, I will go and get the bags'.

The Cowboy gives Sirch the biggest hug of his life, he cries.

He the whispers in Sirch's ear, that's three.

I lifts his gun from the holster and BANG, Sirch is dead.

And the point I am making Chris is:

That's One.

And please remember this a metaphoric story not a literal one.  I am beginning to realise some folk don't get that. Om

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