Ruby Wax

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I'm just reading her new book; How To Be Human, The Manual[ ISB whatever].

Contains some fab lines:

" 'Eat, Pray, Love' would never have made the best seller list [in ancient times] as; Eat, Fuck Kill would have been a bigger hit".

Lets get human after all?

Lambo

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